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| who
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| Driver
- Scott Murri |
Immaculately
conceived, and born of an ancient Monrovian
bloodline, by day Scott Murri is the Head Fry Salter at a McDonald's
restaraunt in Meridian,
Idaho. This job is, of course, a ruse designed to hide his alter ego
- The Fabulous Racer. His shady past is not well documented. However, we
do know that he abandoned a promising career as a microbiologist to pursue
the sport of racing. Lost as a child in the mountains outside of Boise,
Idaho, Scott was raised by a pack of wolves and is able to use the animal
instincts acquired by his adopted canine parents to an advantage on the
racetrack. He also does a pretty good wolf howl when prompted. |
| Crewmember
#1 - Jeff Murri |
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The
result of a 1960's government "skunk works" super solider project
gone heinously awry, Jeff (the one with a burger in his hand in the picture
to the left) spends most of his time these days being a marketing whore
for Murri Racing and furthering the art of being a menace to society. Bored
with his previous job as a brain surgeon, there is a gap of many years where
Jeff's past can't be traced. It is thought that he went into hiding amongst
the monks of Tibet where
he learned the super ninja skills he uses today to the benefit of Murri
Racing. He is able to cloud the minds of sponsors and gain their trust...and
their cash. In short, he's Murri Racing's marketing and media whore. Luckily
he almost does a good job at that, since heaven knows he knows next to nothing
about cars or racing. Jeff also does the Murri Racing web site. |
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Crewmember
#2 - Terry |
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Simply
known as "Terry", his true name and identity is unknown. The barcode
tattooed on his forhead translates to "Inmate 10987", however
where he got this designation is also unknown. What is known is that Terry
is a very flexible person, and is able to use this flexibility to his advantage
when confronted about his origin (see picture to the left). Skilled in being
able to make various tools and other implements out of bare wire, the world
renowned "Terry Tool" has saved many a race for Murri Racing.
He is also quite handy with a car's suspension. What Terry does during the
day is anybody's guess, his true identity a mystery! |
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